What reformation? The Catholic Church is now offering indulgences to sinful Catholics who fear a near eternity of torture in purgatory. The price of the indulgence is following Pope Francis on Twitter. All hail Pope Tetzel I and his 21st century indulgences!
As a result, the old songbook Glory and Praise has updated the text of its classic Catholic hymn, "Be Not Afraid." Composer, Father Bob Dufford, S.J. could not be reached for comment.
Be not afraid of the internet!
I surf before you always.
Come, follow me on Twitter.
And I will give you rest.